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SWERVE: TRUMP WINS BRUTAL CAGE MATCH AGAINST HILLARY CLINTON

People could have interpreted the first debate in a few different ways. Many of us who support Donald Trump gave the slight nod since he mostly kept things together and didn’t get blown up. I can definitely see how others gave him the loss, however....

SJW Scumbag Devin Faraci Calls Out Trump, Only to Get Confronted With Sexual Assault Past

What a day it’s been. Sorry I’ve been absent, but I’ve had a major headache. I’m settling in now for the debate to end all debates coming up in a few minutes, but we’ll talk about that later. As bad as my day has been,...

TheRalphReview: The Red Pill

The Red Pill (IMDb) is one of those movies that sticks with you long after you watch it. I’m still going to write another 800 words or so to tell you what I think, but if you want a very short synopsis, it is this: There...

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Schwarzenegger Denounces #Trump But Forgets to Mention His Love Child & History of Groping

I won’t lie to you guys. As I said earlier, today has not been very kind to the Donald Trump campaign. He needs to draw a lot of blood from Hillary in the debate tomorrow night in order to start the recovery. I’ve supported him since before...

Paul Ryan Brutally Heckled at Own Event After Throwing Trump Under the Bus

This warms my heart. I won’t pretend today has been a good day for Donald Trump, but snakes like Paul Ryan deserve all this and more… Wisconsin Attorney General @BradSchimel heckled for criticizing lewd comments by @realDonaldTrump: "Get over it!" someone shouts at rally —...

BUSTED: DoD Mole Leaked Sensitive Iran Nuke Deal Info to Clinton Camp in 2015!

DoD policy advisor leaked extremely sensitive information about Iranian nuclear deal to the personal email account of Clinton’s top foreign policy advisor, prior to treaty ratification. Same DoD policy advisor is a longtime Clinton loyalist who served the entire 8 years in Bill’s administration. Yesterday,...

Cuckservatives Try to Force Trump to Quit Race Over P*ssy Grab Comments

This is probably the biggest night of the election season so far. The media feels like there’s blood in the water where Trump is concerned and they’re moving to knock him out of the race. To be honest, that was to be expected. The media...

MEME WAR: Newsweek Journalist Cries “Assault” After Epilepsy Triggered By Pepe on Twitter

In one of the funniest, most hysterical op-eds I’ve ever seen on Newsweek, the author claims he was cyber-assaulted by a Pepe meme. That’s not hyperbole, either — he truly believes that being sent a meme on Twitter rose to the level of criminal assault...

Martin Shkreli Gives Brianna Wu a Twitter Beatdown

I wrote about Martin Shkreli back when he got arrested. Like most commentators, I wasn’t too kind. But in the time since his arrest, he’s grown on me a lot. I’m still not all that thrilled with the way he jacked up the price of...

Fake Black Woman Rachel Dolezal Set To Speak At MLK Event

Just when you thought (hoped?) that fake black woman Rachel Dolezal had left the premises for good, you find out that’s not the case. In fact, she’s now slated to speak at a fucking MLK event, if your mind can even comprehend such buffoonery. In...

Twitter Stock Down 20% at Midday on Concerns That It Won’t be Sold

No one really knows what’s going on with the rumored sale of Twitter. In fact, I’m now starting to wonder if it’s even going to get sold at all, given all the names that have dropped out the last day or so. Disney is done,...

Media Spreads Lie About Trump Backers Harassing “Undecided” Mother & Her Disabled Child

There was a story yesterday that made the rounds on social media and elsewhere. On the face of it, things looked pretty bad for Donald Trump supporters. The narrative that’s being repeated goes like this: An undecided voter and her disabled daughter went to a...

Elliot Rodger’s BMW Found in Junkyard Auction

In a YouTube video posted by ‘A Cruel Society’, several photos appear which purportedly show the dilapidated vehicle of the late anti-feminist warrior Elliot Rodger. The poster of the video claims the BMW “was found on an auction website and no one bid on it. It is located in...

#FreeRicky: Alt-Right Icon Ricky Vaughn Suspended From Twitter

More on this breaking news as we get it… 🙊🙊🙊 pic.twitter.com/KfjdPWwVYr — Jared Taylor Swift🐸 (@JaredTSwift) October 5, 2016 Ricky is over on Gab as we speak. He’s linked his Facebook page and he’s also stated that an appeal is in the works.   UPDATE:...

“BILL CLINTON HARMS WOMEN”: Former President Clinton Heckled in Canton, Ohio

More on this story as it develops, although I’m not sure how much more development we will see. I mostly just wanted to write a mini-post on Bill Clinton getting heckled to shit in Canton, Ohio: Bill Clinton being heckled now in Canton, Ohio. “Bill...

This Troll Call to C-SPAN is One of the Funniest Things You’ll Hear All Year

I used to watch Washington Journal on C-SPAN almost every single day. Even on weekends, I’d often turn it on. For one, it’s the kind of thing you can passively watch while you do something else, turning your head and focusing whenever you hear something...