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My Day Covering the Trump Campaign Live

Yes, you would be correct in assuming that I should have written this column on Friday when I got back, or at the very latest, sometime last weekend. But since I’m so late with committing my thoughts on the Donald Trump rally in Richmond, VA...

S4T: Joe Biden Will Be The DNC Nominee

This year’s elections have been nothing short of enthralling. A little more than a year ago, I was depressed at the notion of what I thought would be an assured Bush vs. Clinton cuck-off, with the last cuck standing as the winner. Then came the...

RATS FLEE SINKING GAWKER SHIP: “Bring Back Bullying” Biddle First To Exit

We’ve talked a lot about Same Biddle here on TRR. There’s several reasons for this. For one, he’s a really smug motherfucker. It’s hard not to want to punch this guy in the face just from looking at a photo of him, much less hearing...

Salon’s Mad Dog Marcotte Blames Orlando Massacre on “Toxic Masculinity”

The other day, I read a long Politico piece about why Salon has went so far down the shitter as of late. I could sit here and recap the whole thing for you, but I think many of you already know the basic reasons why....

The Orlando Shooting was a Terrorist Attack Against All Americans, Not Just Gays

I went to sleep this morning after news broke out of Orlando, Florida that a mad gunman had shot up a gay nightclub and killed 20 people. When I woke up, that number was now 50. Not only that, it turns out the nutter declared...

Brexit is a Matter of Principle

Britain has an immensely rich history. It is a history of kings and queens, of good men and bad, of desperate last stands and brutal wars; of literary genius and great thinkers, of scientists, engineers and statesman – men and women who by their endurance and fortitude built a civilisation, which, by no means perfect, was founded on the great tenets of liberty.

I see the European Union much as Gaitskell did; as ‘the end of a thousand years of history.’ Like it or not, the EU does have for its goal ‘ever closer union.’ All the trappings that come with it – bureaucratic legislation, loss of border control, free movement, common agricultural and fishing policies, the European Arrest Warrant, economic and monetary union – signal the dissolution of national validity. Perhaps I wouldn’t be worried about this transfer of power if the EU was remotely democratic.

LIVE @ The Trump Rally in Richmond, VA (UPDATES ALL NIGHT LONG)

LI’m here at the Trump rally and believe it or not, they don’t have WiFi for the media this time, unlike the rally in went to in February. Luckily, I have my phone and the 4G coverage it offers. I’m actually using it as a...

BREAKING: GAWKER MEDIA FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY

UPDATES TO FOLLOW: Gawker Media Friday filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in New York. The media company, known for blogs like “Jezebel” and “Deadspin,” had assets of $50 to $100 million and liabilities of $100 million to $500 million, filings showed. CHAPTER 11 BACKGROUND: A...

SICK: Bestiality Legal in Canada as Long as There’s No Penetration

I was going to do my Hearts of Iron IV report, but this shit was just too sick to pass up. Apparently this guy up in Canada had molested his two stepdaughters over a number of year. If that wasn’t sick enough, he also alleged...

I Got Credentialed For the Trump Rally! (Livestream @ 6PM EST Friday Night)

I know today has been kinda slow around here. I apologize for that, but I’ve been giving Hearts of Iron IV a test drive which will result in a few columns, starting right after this one. But the more exciting news has to do with...

Acquitted UK Man Ordered To Tell Police His Sex Plans Accuses Them of Sour Grapes

If you know me, then you know I’m pretty big on defendant’s rights. I believe cases should be tried in the courts and not the media. Sure, I read the news. Thus, I have opinions just like anyone else. But when it comes time to...

Fox Should Be Ashamed For Caving to Plastic Surgery Horror Show Rose McGowan

I know this story is a couple days old, but I’ve been meaning to sit down and bang out a few hundred words on it. In case you’ve been living under a rock, here’s what happened. Rose McGowan, who hasn’t been relevant since my teenage...

ROASTED: Onision Gets Dragged by Milo Yiannopoulos

As many of you know, I’ve been planning a piece on Onision ever since the stuff with Evalion went down. I guess I better go ahead and do it, before Milo Yiannopoulos ends up beating me to the punch. Then again, I’m not sure that...

Dear Jess Phillips: It’s Easy To Be A Woman

Since the General Elections in May, it has become more apparent to which parties the Regressive Left has politically moved into. The two obvious political parties being Socialist Labour and the Women’s Equality Party. On the more Progressive side of Labour there’s not only the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, but also Jess Phillips. Which these two in itself demonstrate the lack of pressure put on women in politics to perform as opposed to men. The thing is, in Khan’s view at least, white men.

BUSTED: AP & Clinton Caught Colluding For “Secret Win”

Last night, the Associated Press made a really controversial move by announcing that Clinton is now the “presumptive nominee”, a move which seemingly came out of nowhere — considering California’s primaries are today. Many suspected that the move was due to collusion between AP and...