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TRAIL OF TEARS: Cuckservatives Abandon GOP As Trump Locks Up Nomination

Tonight has been an incredible time to be alive. Donald J. Trump has now locked up the Republican nomination for president. Ted Cruz dropped out after the humiliating defeat he suffered in Indiana and that handed the nomination to The Donald. But the most amusing...

CAIR Files Criminal Discrimination Charges Against Business That Didn’t Give Muslims Special Breaks To Pray

We all know that the Muslim special-interest group CAIR has close ties to Islamic terror groups such as Hamas, but now they’ve set their site on American businesses — now they are filing criminal charges of discrimination in order to force businesses to let Muslims have special breaks so that they can do their daily prayers at work:

#whitewashedOUT: Asians & SJWs Start Anti-White Hashtag to Cry About Fiction

You know what always gets to me? The way all these SJWs bitch about “whitewashing” and cultural appropriation, but then turn around and try to steal white characters like James Bond, or redo the Ghostbusters franchise with an all-women cast. If it’s OK for you...

Physics Class With Co-Host Nora: How Electric Actuators Change Solar Power Function & Efficiency

I was talking to one of my old friends from college the other day and she was taking the absolute piss out of me for being too tired to remember the majority of what we were taught in physics class. I’m not saying I was...

It’s Official, Trump Didn’t Incite Riot Outside Costa Mesa — Hispanic Goon Charged

The Leftist media and retards on the Internet like to blame all the riots on Trump, which essentially Dems playing a massive game of “why are you hitting yourself?”. We all know it’s bullshit to claim that “Trump incited the riot because he’s so offensive”,...

Janet Bloomfield Discusses Unfair Twitter Suspension

If you saw the #Killstream this past Saturday, then you know that Janet Bloomfield (our regular panelist) has been suspended from Twitter yet again. And if you’re a longtime reader of this site then you know it’s not the first time that she’s been banned...

Cultural Censors In Louisiana Delayed By Federal Judge — No Statue Smashing Today

It’s a topic that we’re all well familiar with. Ever since we opened Pandora’s box by allowing the Confederate flag to be banned, the Left has been on a censorious rampage. Lately, they’ve been trying to target a 70 foot statue that was built in...

HOGAN WANTS MORE: Sues Gawker Again Over Leak of N-Word Rant

Looks like Hulk Hogan is going in for round two on Gawker according to Breitbart and Allum Bokhari. This time it’s over the “n-word” rant that got released and ended up costing The Hulkster his job with WWE. Despite having already been awarded $140 million...

Furious Hispanic Children Flip Off Cars While Screaming Obscenities

When the left isn’t busy looking more and more like a domestic terrorist group, apparently they like to model themselves as a hate group that indoctrinates children and uses them as props. Way to go, retards. I’m sure these optics look great for you. That’s...

Australian Craig Wright Reveals Himself as Bitcoin’s Creator

I had just decided to sit-down and write something when a pretty big story came across the wire from the BBC (I’ve since seen that it came out earlier as well, but hey, it was new to me). It’s about Bitcoin and the man who...

Darksydephil (DSPGaming) Allegedly Caught Pleasuring Himself On Stream

Well, I can safely say I never thought I’d be making a post about a YouTube personality pleasuring themselves on stream, but that’s what it’s come to for my life. His name is Darksydephil and he’s apparently been a running joke among the YouTube community...

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer Shames Fan Who Wanted a Picture, But it Turns Out She Lied

Amy Schumer just moves from one garbage fire to another. First, she took offense at a joke (told by a 17-year-old kid) that was clearly meant to be a take-off on her own brand of humor. Then she bizarrely called out Taylor Swift for having a...

#Trigglypuff Finally Given Full Pokemon Treatment

Yes, this is just a shameless plug for my Facebook page as well as an opportunity to laugh at Trigglypuff some more. But, whatever. Sue me! Also, Snako is the artist who drew the pic, so if you want to go follow the dude or hire...

White House Compares Violent Anti-Trump Goons To Founding Fathers

I’m sure you all know about the violence that’s been happening outside Trump events the past few days. The whole world has been watching the events in shock that rabid Americans no longer respect democracy. Yesterday, a French reporter at the White House’s Q&A period...

#Killstream 27: Janet’s Too Hot for Twitter, Plus #TrigglyPuff & More (7PM EST TONIGHT)

Join us tonight as we talk about Janet’s new Twitter ban, #TrigglyPuff, Beyoncé’s Lemonade, Ted Cruz’s creepiness, the 2016 election, and more. Janet Bloomfield info: http://judgybitch.com/ Co-Host Nora on Twitter: https://twitter.com/LaughWriter Muh Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theralphretort

Bloomberg Takes a Dump on Safe Spaces During Commencement Address, Students Jeer

I have an errand to run before I come back and get some work in before the #Killstream (link will be up here soon), but I wanted to do a short reblog on this story I just saw in The Daily Caller. The reason is...