Co-Host Nora & I Talk About Nazis vs Jews Beer Pong

Yesterday, Co-Host Nora and I filmed a 20+ minute video about the beer pong nuttery that’s going on in New Jersey. I hope some of you guys enjoy it. We’ll be back this evening with a full #Killstream. Sorry for the delay, but Janet Bloomfield...

COIN RUSH: Alison Rapp Appears to Have Been a Call Girl

Wow, I can’t get over this one. It was a lazy Saturday. I was busy editing a segment Co-Host Nora and I did in lieu of the Killstream (which was pushed to tomorrow night). Then, another Alison Rapp bombshell came onto the horizon. (UPDATE: Her...

Nazis vs Jews Beer Pong Game Gets National Attention Thanks to SJW Snitch

Have you ever been so salty about someone throwing a party without you that you then alerted the press and school administration to a supposedly anti-Semitic beer pong game they were playing? Personally, I haven’t. But Jamaica Ponder of Princeton High School certainly has. Look,...

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One-Third of Trump Supporters Set to Abandon Republicans if He Gets Screwed

If elite Republicans and the #NeverTrump brigade screws Donald Trump out of the nomination, one-third of his supporters say they will abandon whoever is selected to take his place. From Reuters…   The results are bad news for Trump’s rivals as well as party elites...

Mashable Hacks Got Precisely What They Deserved: Unemployment

At the outset of GamerGate, I participated in a campaign known as Disrespectful Nod. Newcomers to the site might not be familiar with it, so let me break it down. It won’t take long, since it was very simple. First, we would identify the outlets...

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Anti-Feminist Elected to Wisconsin Supreme Court

I may not agree with all the views held by the recently elected Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Rebecca Bradley. In fact, I’m fairly certain that I do not. Still, it’s always nice to see someone with this type of background do well, if only for the...

HERPES LIVES MATTER! #ShoutYourStatus Hashtag Attempts to Mainstream STDs

Sexually transmitted diseases are unfortunately a fact of life these days. Well, they don’t have to be a fact of life, if you’re careful and don’t sleep around Charlie Sheen style. But you can easily find yourself in that boat if you don’t exercise precaution....

Even Refugees Are Now Turning on Angela Merkel

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has had a rough year or so. Ever since opening the refugee spigot, she’s seen her approval ratings and the popularity of her party plummet. The opposition to her rule is still relatively weak, so I wouldn’t necessarily expect Ms. Merkel...

Bill Clinton Torches #BlackLivesMatter, Says They’re Defending Murderers & Rapists

I’ve long talked about how I think #BlackLivesMatter is full of shit. If you know me, you know that I’m not a blind defender of the police in this country. In fact, I think that in a lot of ways, they are out of control...

Norway Leftist Pol Gets Raped by Refugee, Then Begs Authorities Not to Deport Him

I can’t imagine being raped. Thankfully, I’ve went through my entire life so far avoiding such a tragedy. Still, I can’t imagine feeling much sympathy for my attacker if by some chance I did get violated. Then again, I’m not a leftist politician from Norway....

12-Year-Old Sent Home From School With “Privilege” Worksheet

This story has already made the rounds a little bit, but it was so outrageous that I couldn’t resist weighing in. Imagine that you had a young son or daughter in school right now. After some of the things I’ve read over the last couple...

Nutty Woman Writes “Gender Neutral Cats” Piece for The Washington Post

All my life, I’ve thought cats were pretty cool. When I was younger, I always wanted one, but my Dad hated cats and said they were not worthy of being a pet. “Disloyal” is how he would describe them. Whereas a dog would love you...

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Review: An Xtremely Misunderstood Game

What is DOAX3? Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 is the 3rd in a series of side games by Koei-Tecmo which exist in the Dead or Alive universe; which itself is a spin off from the Ninja Gaiden universe. (Yes folks this game is really that meta.) If you enjoy relaxing mini games, intense volleyball matches, playing dress up, taking pictures, and gift grinding then this game is meant for you. If you enjoy seeing the female body in all of it’s glorious, boob jiggling, butt bouncing, tanning, water dripping, polygon form, as well as being able to sticking a camera wherever you like, this game is also for you. (Different strokes different folks, no judgments here.)

IGDA Chief Attacks Nintendo & Defends the Indefensible: Alison Rapp

It’s been awhile since we talked about the International Game Developers Association (IGDA) here on TheRalphRetort.com. People who have been reading my site since the beginning will probably remember them being one of my all-time favorite subjects. Why? Well, they’re probably the most corrupt group of...

Blizzard Trolls SJWs, Makes Overwatch’s Tracer Animation Even Sexier

I know the headline says Blizzard Entertainment trolled SJWs, and I feel like it’s accurate, since that was the main group that got duped here. But, let’s be honest: they pretty much trolled everyone with the new and improved Tracer pose. Here’s what I wrote...

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Chub Comedian Amy Schumer Complains About Being Labeled Plus-Size

I have to give Amy Schumer credit for one thing: she certainly knows how to keep herself in the news. Whether it’s a sexed-up photoshoot, stealing jokes off a dead comedian, berating a kid over things she herself has said in the past, or attacking...