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“Five Guys” Zoe Quinn Tries to Spin Eron Appeal Dismissal as a Victory

I ended up staying at the hospital with my family member much longer than expected. Apparently, someone had a heart emergency and the procedure that was supposed to happen yesterday morning instead happened at 2PM. Luckily for me, the WiFi was pretty stellar. It’s allowed...

South African Activist Rejoices Over “White Tears” After Denying Young Woman Her Tip

I have a pretty thick skin, but working in customer service really tested that. I’m a very polite person and I never forget my ‘thank you’s and ‘please’s (EDITOR’S NOTE: She also never forgets to harangue me about my mine), but it seems like not...

Justin Trudeau Shows How Fake Male Feminists Really Are

I have so much going on today. I’m still finishing preparations for my trip and I’m also up here with a family member for a minor medical procedure. But, I couldn’t let that stop me from weighing in on Justin Trudeau’s recent thuggery in the...

Young Anita Sarkeesian Photo is Discovered and It’s Not Pretty

I was scrolling through Twitter earlier when I saw a pic of Anita Sarkeesian from what looks like high school. I guess it could possibly be college, but there was no yearbook at my college. Actually, now that I think of it, maybe there was...

Why The Feminist Ghostbusters of 2016 is a Lie & Paul Feig is the Patriarchy

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent anybody but myself. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended....

#Killstream 30: LIVE From London (Saturday Night @ 6PM EST)

A huge panel of guests talk about some of the week’s news, with Co-Host Nora and I coming to you LIVE from London, England. Should be a very fun stream! Janet Bloomfield’s info: http://judgybitch.com https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7iaZh8Nk5i-5NuMOhk6jKA Co-Host Nora info: https://twitter.com/LaughWriter/ Feminist Flow info: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi4DFGtF_oZcQwUM2Je8jxg https://twitter.com/FeministPeriod Seattle4Truth...

Jezebel Paints Blake Lively As Racist Over Instagram Post

The rad fems over at Jezebel are really starting to reach with their accusations of racism. Actually, this is just the first time I noticed it in the case of Blake Lively. But they’ve been actively trying to paint her a racist for the better...

Why The Regressive Left Wants Trump Assassinated

DISCLAIMER 1: What follows is a mixture of facts, speculation & satire therefore the adverb “allegedly” prefaces and applies to the whole article. DISCLAIMER 2: I am a proud Neo-Troll & I DO NOT represent anybody but myself. Truth with zero protocol will be used; get offended....

YouTuber Gets Slimed By Outrage Machine After Passing on New Ghostbusters

I’ve talked about the new Ghostbusters film here on the site a couple times and I’m on record saying it looks like it’s gonna suck. Still, I’m cynical enough to think it might somehow make it’s money back, but that opinion has started to change...

DISGUSTING: Salon Goes Back to the Pro-Pedophile Well (UPDATE)

One disturbing trend over the last year or so has been the move by SJWs to attempt to normalize pedophilia. Make no mistake about it, there will always be some percentage of the population who are pedophiles, no matter what we say or do. I...

#FreeSpeechForEvalion (UPDATE: Her Channel Has Been Terminated by YouTube)

Time for some YouTube drama. Onision has started a public campaign of mass flagging and reporting of another YouTuber, an 18-year-old Canadian girl called Evalion (who happens to have a much smaller channel). This morning, I tried to finish watching a video she made that I...

Hillary’s Lackluster Campaign Might End Up Costing Her The Election

Ever since Donald Trump secured the Republican nomination a couple weeks ago, I’ve been cautious in my approach to the general election. To me, Hillary Clinton still had a decent edge. But maybe I was listening to the conventional wisdom a little too much. Because...

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Politico Hack Asks Twitter About Pepe the Frog. His Mentions Will Never Be The Same.

Some hack who writes for Politico made the mistake of asking Twitter about the Pepe the Frog. Admittedly, I had no idea what the hell Pepe was before GamerGate. I think I’d seen it a couple times while surfing around, or during one of my...

More Problems At Facebook: Anti-Feminist Pages Getting Unfairly Suspended

I’m ashamed to say that I held this piece for a little longer than I usually would have. Why? Well, I was concerned this anti-speech thug I’m about to tell you about would try to report my own Facebook page. But, I’ve decided now that I...

Hillary Supporting Actor from “The Wire” Allegedly Attacks Female Bernie Supporter

Windell Pierce, an actor from the hit show The Wire, was arrested and subsequently charged with simple battery after he attacked a couple at the hotel he was staying at in Atlanta. So yeah, it wasn’t just a woman who was assaulted, like stated in...

CAIR Demanding SDSU President Resign After He Defended Free Speech

A while ago a Jewish group posted some posters around campus claiming that the Israeli divestment groups had links to terrorists. CAIR, the Council of American-Islamic relations, and some students freaked the fuck out, and in response the president of the school said that he...