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Moral of the Alison Rapp Story: Don’t Hire SJWs

Nintendo finally fired SJW Alison Rapp yesterday, weeks after the scandal regarding her defense of pedophiles and support for child porn possession decriminalization erupted. Nintendo denies this was the reason she was fired, instead citing a second job of hers that conflicted with their corporate image (seems she was doing lewd and sometimes nude photos on the side, some even included Nintendo hardware). Still, it’s hard to believe that the PR Nightmare her pedophilia-related comments represented for the company didn’t make them actively look for an excuse to fire her.

Ruthless Sneak Attack In Richmond Leaves State Trooper Dead

I’m not from Richmond, Virginia, but I’ve lived here for almost 2 years now. So when I see something like this, it makes me very sad for the city that I live in. Apparently, there was some sort of state trooper training exercise happening at...

Women Who Don’t Have a Victoria’s Secret Body Have Only Themselves to Blame

Size is an unpleasant subject for women. The majority of women aren’t ready to seriously evaluate what’s wrong with their bodies and take action for it. Me? I’m a size 10/12 UK, which is actually a bit too larger for a woman of my height in my opinion....

Was The #FlyingWhileBlack Hoax Premeditated?

Called it! American Airlines just released a statement explaining why Imani Cezanne was removed from an airplane before takeoff with the assistance of the police. This is a follow-up on the original article published a few days ago about her story that she published as...

BREAKING: ALISON RAPP FIRED FROM NINTENDO (Updates Galore)

Controversial Nintendo employee Alison Rapp has been fired due to her arguably sick past… From her own Twitter feed… MORE BUTTHURT ROLLING IN… [email protected] letting Alison Rapp go is despicable, cowardly behavior. You're supposed to better than this. For shame. — Bob Chipman (@the_moviebob) March 30,...

SJW Insanity #1: Jessica Valenti

This is the beginning of my SJW series, and we’re starting off with Jessica Valenti. I’m trying to get into the swing of making more videos while also getting comfortable when I’m on the mic solo. I don’t quite have my “voice” down yet, but...

Old Trump Supporter Pepper Sprays Thuggish #BlackLivesMatter Protester (UPDATE)

Some crazy teen went to a Donald Trump rally earlier today and decided to get rowdy. That turned out to be a mistake. She was screaming about the guy grabbing her breast, which I can’t understand why anyone would want to do that. She’s not...

Based Trump Stands by Corey, Refuses Easy Way Out: “I Don’t Discard People”

GOP frontrunner Donald Trump is standing by Corey Lewandowski, his campaign manager, after he was has charged with “battery” over the Michelle Fields incident. Refusing to take the easy way out is rare for politicians these days, which is why Trump is resonating with so...

The Escapist Gets Gutted, But Avoids Closure

I don’t have much love for The Escapist, ever since they hired noted (alleged) stalker and selective chatlog leaker Nick Tomasheski (aka PressFartToContinue, Nick Monroe). About the only person over there I have any time for is Liz Finnegan. So when I heard they were...

Comedienne & Twitter SJW Margaret Cho Has a Cringeworthy Meltdown

Margaret Cho had a meltdown the other day and it was quite the spectacle. She tried to lecture a comedy club audience on race and rape, but the problem was there was no comedy involved. That’s the thing, if you’re being funny people will enjoy...

OUTRAGEOUS: Trump Campaign Manager Charged Over Michelle Fields Incident

I’m almost at a loss for words with this one, people. Corey Lewandowski, Donald Trump’s campaign manager, has been charged over the whole arm-grabbing thing. It strikes me as utterly ridiculous, but that’s the sad state of affairs we’re living with. Here’s the report…  ...

#EgyptAir: We’ve All Been There (OK Maybe Not). Man Hijacks Plane to Get Letter to His Ex-Wife

We’ve all been there. You just broke up with your ex and will do anything to get him or her back. A candlelight dinner, a thoughtful getaway, a thoughtful gift. Oh, and that timeless classic… Hijacking a plane. OK, maybe we haven’t all been there,...

Blizzard Gets Rid of Overwatch Animation Because of ONE SJW Complaint

So, I was trawling around the web earlier today, as I am wont to do, when I saw something hilarious. Blizzard has removed an animation from Overwatch because one person, yes ONE, complained about it on their forum. Here’s the visual evidence…   This would...

Australian Government Spends $6 Million on Anti-Refugee Film

The Australian government has decided the best way to discourage refugees from picking Australia has their destination is to spend $6 million of its tax payers’ money on a ‘anti-refugee’ film. The movie is tilted Journey and it’s about a group of people from Afghanistan who pay...

Is the New Ghostbusters Going to Bomb? Yes or No?

Earlier today, I was taking a look at Anita Sarkeesian’s Twitter feed when I saw her retweet something from Paul Feig, the director of the new Ghostbusters flick. So, I screenshotted it and posted it to my own feed. The director of the new Ghostbusters...

FLOODGATES OPEN: Gawker Gets Sued Again, This Time for Defamation

I wonder if The Hulkster has opened up the floodgates for Gawker to get sued by everyone they’ve wronged over the years? We can all only hope, as that might be one way to sink them for good. Even having to place defense has its...