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THUMP: The Adorable Bunny Fighting Leftist Propaganda

During the Presidential Election, failed actor and prominent anti-Trumper Michael Ian Black released A Child’s First Book of Trump. The illustrated children’s book aimed to “explain Donald Trump to a child,” as if he were some sort of “wild animal.” Black’s subpar book is just one example...

In Memorium: King Tut the Manx

On December 24th, 2011, I went to the animal shelter in Greenville, South Carolina with the express purpose of adopting a cat for the very first time. I’d always like felines, enjoyed playing with them at other people’s houses, etc., but I’d never had one...

Politics vs. Life

There’s this narrative in the media that we are now “more divided than ever.” Particular blame is placed on social media and sites similar to the one you are reading now.  In order to get society back to “normality”, we need to regulate online speech…heavily.  That seems...

A Moment of MGTOW

I’ve always been fascinated with the MGTOW movement. Ok, technically not “always,” but since I first heard about it, I have been. I know several people who claim, or have claimed at one point, to be of this persuasion. There seems to be different levels...

Comments on Lane Davis

A former unpaid contributor to my site, Lane Davis, stands accused of killing his father. My condolences go out to his family. The rush to score points against me, while completely expected, is also completely ridiculous. I’m only responsible for my own actions. I also lack the...

The Ralph Retort Statement On Lane Davis

News has reached me that Lane Maurice Davis (aka Seattle4Truth) has murdered his own father in cold blood. It’s no secret that Lane has contributed to The Ralph Retort for a number of years but those days are over. In fact, after today, I’m erasing all...

Competing With Myself

I haven’t been writing as much recently, and for that, I apologize. It has nothing to do with the atmosphere here at the “resort”. I’m doing fairly well, truth be told. I’ve lost 41 pounds through diet and exercise. I plan to lose much more...

Happy Birthday To Leigh And Me

This site took off almost 3 years ago to the day. I had written one article about the then-new GamerGate conflagration. Someone read it and liked it so much that they decided to send me a treasure trove of dirt on Ms. Leigh Alexander. I...

Mendacious Media Disgraces Itself Again in Wake of Charlottesville

Those who read this site regularly already know these upcoming facts, but I will state them again for the record. I am not a Nazi: or a Nazi sympathizer. I’m not a white nationalist nor a white-supremacist of any sort. Theories of inherent racial superiority...

Joss Whedon

HILARIOUS: Joss Whedon’s Ex-Wife Calls Out His Hypocritical Preaching Of Feminism

As a friend just said ‘Asshole Joss Whedon got called out by his wife for having multiple affairs. Who else would fuck him? He looks like a flesh coloured cactus?’. I have amazing friends. Kai Cole, Whedon’s ex-wife, revealed in a blog post Whedon had multiple...

Life in The Emerald City

OK, this place is actually nothing like Emerald City. I just wanted to make a reference to the classic HBO series, Oz. If you haven’t already enjoyed that wild show, please do so at your own leisure. It’s well worth your time, even though the...

Silicon Valley Seeks To Create “Harassment” Blacklist

I saw this story last week in the paper and I’ve been considering how I should address this it this entire time. You have already heard about it, but if so, that’s ok. The more average bullshit like this gets, the better. Here’s an excerpt...

JIHADI BRIDE: The Pakistani Taliban Has Launched A Women’s Magazine

You know that moment when you read something so absurd that you can’t help the laugh that bubbles out of you? That was me a mere 10 minutes ago. For those who can’t stand Cosmo but still want to read a women’s magazine, then I...

Confession Of a (News) Junkie

I have dabbled with many substances in my life. Marijuana, Xanax, alcohol, peanut M&M’s . The delicious foot-long sandwiches from the Arab store around the corner from my house. I could go on and on, but I think you catch my draft. I definitely have...

ISIS: British Jihadi Widow Tries To Flee But is Stopped By Her 12-Year Old Son

Before his psychotic mother took Jo-Jo to join ISIS, he was an ordinary boy. However, after being forced to participate in executions by his mother, Jo-Jo is no longer the same boy from Kent. Sally Jones, 50, and her husband took her son Jo-Jo,12, to...

HONOUR KILLING: 19-Year Old Celine Dookran Killed For Dating Boy Of A Different Race

  A few days ago I wrote about a girl (Celine Dookhran) being found dead in a fridge in South London. I attempted to make a video going deeper into the story, and make some comments about the Asian community.