Tagged: TheRalph

Legal/Site Update

As most of you know, I’ve had some legal issues as of late. Luckily, I have secured the services of a very good attorney, so I expect all this to be taken care of to the satisfaction of both me and the State of Virginia....

Heat Street’s Louise Mensch Gets Dragged by Your Friendly Neighborhood Fatso Blogger

Louise Mensch and the site she runs, Heat Street, have been sperging out about Pepe the Frog for the past couple days. Needless to say, this is pure insanity. Despite the article she ran under her byline yesterday being one of the most idiotic things...

My Father, My Sobriety, and My Life

Today is my father’s birthday. He’s 62 years old. I learned a lot of things from him, stuff I will always cherish. The love I have for history and politics? I can thank him for that. The obsession I have with movies and media also...

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I Got Verified on Twitter Yesterday, And Man Did the Salt Flow

Longtime readers of this site know that I love Twitter…maybe a little too much. There’s something about the service that keeps pulling me back in. The way you can read news as it happens, the instant analysis on said news from people you love and...

AND NOW, TIME FOR SOME GOOD NEWS: We’re Getting Married

There’s been some really depressing shit happen to me over the last couple months. We’ve been over my recent troubles quite enough, though, so I won’t waste time repeating the same stuff I’ve already said. Saying things haven’t gone to plan would be an understatement....

The Washington Post Wrote-Up My Recent Run-in With the Law & Hilarity Ensued

I always knew that my recent run-in with the law would make some headlines once it was revealed to the masses. I must say, though, I never thought it would be featured in The Washington Post. But, today it was. A journalist who works for...

I’m Back & Ready to Get to Work

Hello, readers of TheRalphRetort.com. As you know, I’ve had some personal difficulties as of late. The Lemonade post from the other day was dictated by me over a jail phone, which is definitely a first for this site. Of course, it was penned before all...

Pay It Forward: A Tale From the Richmond City Streets

This post has nothing to do with any of my regular topics, but it’s my site and I wanted to tell you a story from my evening. Sometimes life has a funny way of showing you how random things really are, while also reminding you...

The Line in the Sand by Liberal Lunacy Shannon

Guest Editorial by Liberal Lunacy Shannon (Disclaimer: I will not name names in this piece as I don’t know the names of everyone involved and I feel it would be unethical to act as if I did. All opinions expressed herein are my own and...

Google Suspended My AdSense Over Nyberg Report

I’ve spent most of the day trying to figure out how to replace Google AdSense as my adserver of choice. The reason for this is because it was suspended earlier today over a Sarah Nyberg post. The article that was reported is from May of...

EDITORIAL: Free Speech & Friendship

Guest Editorial by @Women_Truths Let me start this by saying, I’m not a writer for The Ralph Retort. This article will most likely just be a one off. I had not originally planned to say anything on this subject, but this shit has spun so far out...

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EDITORIAL STATEMENT: Trigger Warning

My Twitter account is locked until 2:38PM EST, so maybe I will actually get some work done. First thing’s first, though. I need to talk about a few things that have happened over the last couple days. Many of you were upset with WildGoose’s post...

#BritishRalph Finale: Dinner With Sargon & Milo, Plus the Long Goodbye

I’ve been home for about a day now and I’m already missing London, England in general, and even Gatwick, where my hotel was. Even though I won’t be staying that far away from the capital again, I still had fun there. Originally, I was supposed...

Zoe Quinn Cries About Facebook Recommending Ralph, Blames That on Her Lack of Output

Zoe Quinn gets roasted for the second time in two weeks.

#BritishRalph: New Year’s in London

I’m going to write a post on Randi Harper and Brianna Wu here in a second, but first I wanted to come here and give you all a short update on my travels so far. Other than a trip into Crawley on New Year’s Eve...