PC Gamer Hack Who Smeared TotalBiscuit Exposed as Completely Biased

Damn, that was a good fucking movie earlier. Furious 7 is worth…

Canadian Feminist Rips Safe Space Culture & Block Bot Tactics

It’s been a slow day here at the site. I’ve kinda just…

Emails Still Work

If you’ve been on Twitter today (or /gamergatehq/) you’ve probably already heard…

Obsidian Caves to SJW Pressure & Changes Pillars of Eternity (UPDATE)

Reports are coming about Obsidian bowing to SJW pressure and changed a…

Did Big Randi Harper Fake a Swatting? (UPDATE)

Fuuuuuck. I’m tired of writing about Big Randi Harper, but the dirty…

TechRaptor Smeared as Antisemitic By Zoe & the Cuck

I’ve been enjoying a relaxing evening watching Arrested Development re-runs, but the…

BEAUTIFUL DAY: Anti-Gamer Forces Turn on Each Other

It’s been another spectacular day here at TheRalphRetort.com headquarters. I’ve spent the…

Congresswoman Wastes Tax Dollars Meeting with Zoe & Cuckmaster Jr.

I Finally have my setup in place (asshole Walmart somehow came through),…

Draiman Demands GamerGate Stand Up Against Trevor Noah

OK, it’s been a long day battling Walmart, but for once I…

April Fool’s Day News Jamboree

I’m not gonna do any April Fool’s Day jokes today. First off,…

HARD TIMES: Leigh Alexander’s Old Colleague Speaks Out

Sometimes this job is really fucking fun. Last night, someone tweeted some…

SJWs Paint TotalBiscuit as Transphobic Over Censorship Disagreement

Another day another dollar, as they say. I’m getting ready for Wrestlemania…

The Artist Formerly Known as Internet Aristocrat Returns as MisterMetokur

I’ve only gotten through about ten minutes of his new video, but…