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Antifa Website Hacked, Now Redirects to a Jordan Peterson Critique of Postmodernism

Hello readers, how is your Friday evening going so far? Mine is about to pick up after I run to La Milpa and grab a torta. I would make a joke that I’m hitting it up before President Trump has all the workers there deported,...

Evergreen State College: Welcome to the North Korea of the Mind

EDITOR’S NOTE: Feel free to checkout Jack’s site Dear Reader, Imagine being born and raised in North Korea. Imagine being taught from an early age that you have to secretly report anybody suspicious. Anybody must be reported so that they can be punished or killed....

Meet Naima Lowe, the Racist “Professor” Who Helped Radicalize Evergreen Students

Evergreen State College is a really fucking crazy place. I’m gonna honest: I’d never heard of this blight on society until last week. Now, it seems like there’s a new bit of cringe coming out of there every single day. In my last post, I...

Meet the Fat, White LARPer at the Center of the Evergreen State College Madness

I am a bit late to this Evergreen College nonsense, and for that, I apologize to you all profusely. There’s so much insanity here that I am ashamed to have missed out on it for this long. In case you missed it, a professor at the...

SJWs Always Bring Ruin: Mizzou Now in a Death Spiral After Letting Progressives Destroy Once Proud Institution

Anybody remember remember the Mizzou Saga? As in the University of Missouri? As in the place where idiocy transpired in 2015, catapulting revolting SJWs like Melissa Click and Jonathan Butler into the national spotlight as the school became an epicenter of BLM retardation? If you’re a regular of this blog, I’m sure you

REPORT: Antifa “U-Lock” Attacker From Berkeley Identified as College Professor Eric Clanton

There is an interesting report going around Twitter and it can be sourced to the sleuths over at 4chan’s /pol/ board. According to this report, the guy who was violently attacking free speech supporters at Berkeley (with a fucking gigantic metal lock, by the way)...

BANNED ANN: Ann Coulter Speech Banned by UC Berkeley Admins, She Vows to Go Forward Regardless

Young America’s Foundation (YAF), a conservative youth group who helps organize appearances by top figures in the movement on campuses around the country, has put out word that Ann Coulter’s April 27th appearance at UC Berkeley has been scuttled by the university  due to “security...

Richard Spencer Vows to Go to Auburn and Speak on Campus Despite Cancellation by University

Earlier today, Richard Spencer’s upcoming appearance on the campus of Auburn University (Roll Tide, by the way) was cancelled. They said they feared for the safety of students, ya know, the usual bullshit. Citing security and safety concerns — and the possibility of “civil unrest”...

University of Washington Police Seek to Indict Woman in Milo Shooting Incident for Protecting Her Husband

I think most of you remember the shooting outside of a Milo Yiannopoulos event at the University of Washington around 3 months ago. There were conflicting reports about which group fired the shots, antifa thugs or Milo supporters. As it turns out, some antifa nutter attacked...

UT Arlington Student Commits Suicide After SJW Administrators Heather Snow & Daniel Moore Railroad Him

I’m still taking it easy until my new wife (sadly) has to head back to the UK for awhile on Thursday, but this story got me pretty enraged. As I’ve said before, most stuff just rolls off my back, but every once in awhile you...

UC Berkeley Assault Perpetrator Ian Dabney Miller Has Lawyered Up, Campus Police Now on Case

How’s it going, readers? Sorry things have been slow over the last couple days, but I’ve had to run various errands to get ready for this big week. More will be illuminated soon, kinda how more has been brought information has been brought to light...

Catholic School Gets Rid of “Crusaders” Name to Avoid Offending Muslims

Political correctness is a scourge on our nation. Thankfully, Donald Trump has been elected president…that will go a long way towards fixing things. But I don’t think it’s going to totally stop the disease, so we should mock the practitioners of this dark art as...

FIRST ON TRR: A UC Berkeley Rioter Has Been Exposed, & He’s a University Staff Member!

File this under the “Things I’m Not Shocked to See” category. As it turns out, one of the “antifa” attackers from the Milo Yiannpoulos event in California the other night has been identified. Not only that, he draws a paycheck from the UC Berkeley administration....

THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE: NYPD Shuts Down Antifa Scum Outside Gavin McInnes Event

I’ve read reports that not a single person was arrested during the UC Berkeley riots last night. That’s a statement to one of two thing: how corrupt the Berkeley police and administration are, or how stupid they are. Either way you slice it, that’s not...

Antifa Scum Shutdown Milo/Shkreli Event in Cali

Antifa scum are at it again. This time, they shutdown the Milo/Shkreli event (dubbed #Shkrelopoulos) at UC Davis. It’s sad to see the powers the be there at the school bend to the will of a bunch of violent thugs who hate free speech, but...

CUCKTASTIC: “White Genocide” Professor Took His Wife’s Name, & Drexel Helped Buy Him a House!

I am still alive! I decided to just enjoy the Christmas holiday with friends and family instead of writing much. I even had a Christmas message prepared for you all! Oh well, that can get rolled into my Ode to 2016 that I’m planning. But...