SJW Nutters Accuse GamerGate of Rigging the Hugo Awards

I’m about to sit down to delicious homemade ziti. But before I…

Emails Still Work

If you’ve been on Twitter today (or /gamergatehq/) you’ve probably already heard…

Obsidian Caves to SJW Pressure & Changes Pillars of Eternity (UPDATE)

Reports are coming about Obsidian bowing to SJW pressure and changed a…

TechRaptor Smeared as Antisemitic By Zoe & the Cuck

I’ve been enjoying a relaxing evening watching Arrested Development re-runs, but the…

BEAUTIFUL DAY: Anti-Gamer Forces Turn on Each Other

It’s been another spectacular day here at TheRalphRetort.com headquarters. I’ve spent the…

Congresswoman Wastes Tax Dollars Meeting with Zoe & Cuckmaster Jr.

I Finally have my setup in place (asshole Walmart somehow came through),…

Draiman Demands GamerGate Stand Up Against Trevor Noah

OK, it’s been a long day battling Walmart, but for once I…

April Fool’s Day News Jamboree

I’m not gonna do any April Fool’s Day jokes today. First off,…

HARD TIMES: Leigh Alexander’s Old Colleague Speaks Out

Sometimes this job is really fucking fun. Last night, someone tweeted some…

Polygon Cleans House…Kuchera Out Too?

I turned RAW off early so I could bring you a couple…

HIGHLIGHT REEL: Alex Lifschitz Get Blown Out By Cousin

There’s a story I wanted to talk about and highlight, in case…

Lionhead Shamefully Apologizes for Sharing “Foaming Jugs” Art After SJW Barrage

Something pretty hilarious just happened over on Twitter. Well, it’s actually kind…

UPDATE: Lunch With Gamasutra Editors for $20,000

Hello again everyone. It’s been another wild day today. The same trolls…